psuedoartsy asked:
I'm addicted to the song Turning Japanese and I felt the need to share it with someone.

Hahahaha okay I’ll look it up!

Anonymous asked:
Do you have nudes on your phone, if so how many?

I have dozens tbh
A lot of them aren’t really nude tho they’re like just scandalous~ or whatever



I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi


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i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

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basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

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